"We'd planned to spend years spreading hatred and vitriol about the flow of refugees. We were so excited," said a Swedish right-wing nut job (RWNJ) after Sweden abruptly announced cutbacks to its generous refugee policy this week.
"We never thought we'd actually get what we wanted. Now what do we do?"
Sensing the dismay, RWNJ leaders have been quick to step in and try to restore purpose among their ranks.
"We may not have refugee policy to seethe over anymore," said one prominent RWNJ, "but we can now start focusing on the more fundamental threats to society like vegetarians, horseless carriages, and men doing yoga."
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