A weekend out on the Swedish countryside has put me at one with nature. I'm now entirely focused on the good things in life: children, green grass, blue water, the fireside, quality family time, long walks and sunsets. No need for high-speed internet. I'm all about fresh air and home-baking.
Still, if someone busted open a bag of lime Tostitos, somehow flipped on a baseball game, and invited me to join them on the sofa for an afternoon of vegging I'd be overjoyed and burst with excitement.*
*Footnote - there are no lime Tostidos in this country that I know of, and nobody I've met here would watch baseball all afternoon. You gotta have a dream, though, right.