Above is satellite footage of an American who has infiltrated Europe and surfaced to vote in the EU election. The unsub has been hiding in Sweden and acting European since 2001. For cover, he married a local and learned the native vernacular (although he struggles with medical terms). With three kids, it's likely he's also slept with the enemy.
Local authorities are unsure if his mission is to influence EU elections or proliferate American culture in Europe. He has been spotted recently at a pink taco truck, a baseball game and watching a David Hasselhoff talk show. Burn this blog after reading.