Valentine's Day

Here's me leaving to go win a year of donuts. "I know it's Valentine's Day. I'm doing this for us":

Here are happy winners tasting triumphant, free-donut victory after waiting in line all night:

Here's me arriving too late, tasting bitter defeat:

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Here are two nice Dunkin' Donuts managers telling me the donut shop plans to open 48 more stores in Sweden in the next five years.

Here's me getting four free donuts. It's not a year's worth, but it's more than I deserved. It's a great start to Valentine's Day. But what should I get my wife?